December 2008
26 posts
g: guess who just bought a bazillion cupcakes in front of me at magnolia?
d: stiffler's mom
g: close, but no. the guy that had sex with the apple pie in the movie, jason biggs.
d: you should have asked him if he was going to eat the cake or fuck it.
we’re going places you never dreamed of
honey is for bees, silly bear besides theres jelly beans everywhere its not what it seems, in the land of dreams dont worry your head just go to sleep doesnt matter how you feel lifes just a ferris wheel its always up and down, dont make a sound when you wake up the world will come around its just sweet weather and peacock feathers in the morning itll all be better dont worry your head just go to...
let’s get this fucking started
Mix: Jon Cole's Quality Christmas
grab some hot chocolate, sit by the fire and enjoy the sweet sounds of this mix. there’s nothing like a good xmas mix to put you in the mood for chinese food and a double feature picture show.
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Here’s my Christmas mix for this year. I tried not to be too obvious with my choices. But it leans pretty heavily towards my current interest in old r&b, soul, & jazz. But what...
Three tomatoes are walking down the street — a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and squishes him… and says, ‘Ketchup.’
“There comes a point in your life when you realize who really matters, who never...”
They don't make movies like the used to...
“The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn’t home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went...
this goes out to andrew keller. i think we should...
It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year -...
