Gaby: A Definite Winner!

Mar 05

50000! You scored 50000 points on Double Dragon?

50000! You scored 50000 points on Double Dragon?

Tarik Mikou

Tarik Mikou

Alberto ‘Sting’ Russo

Alberto ‘Sting’ Russo

Mar 04

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Mar 02

Mar 01

“I don’t think it’s really fair for me to be on a jury because I can read thoughts”
I might try this to get out of Grand Jury Duty next time around.

“I don’t think it’s really fair for me to be on a jury because I can read thoughts”

I might try this to get out of Grand Jury Duty next time around.

waxandmilk:

#JEWISHRAPNAMES - THE MIXTAPE: KINGS OF SCHLOCK
So the past few days on Twitter there was a highly amusing trending topic called #jewishrapnames. The concept, simple: take a rapper’s name and add or substitute a word with Jewish puns.
It should be noted I’m not even remotely Jewish but I thought it was hilarious and came up with: Nicki Mi-nosh, Ultrameshugganetic MC’s, Andreidel 3000, and Invisibl Skrtch Shekelz. You get the idea. At one point even Samantha Ronson and DJ A-Trak jumped in with some names of their own.
Now the idea has manifested itself into a mixtape which you can DOWNLOAD HERE
Tracklist:

Dr. Demento - Hebrew Rap
Meshugah Hill Gang - Rabbi’s Delight
Sephardic-Cyde - Passover Me By
Beastie Boys - Passover the Mic
Yiddish Ebonics Interlude
Brand Jewbian - Schlep to the Rear
Jew Tang Clan - Shame on a Meshugganah
Souls of Mitzvah - ‘93 til Yontifinity
Main Schwartz/Nasty Nashkenazi - Live at the Bar Mitzvah
Biggie Schmaltz - Jewcy
Dr. Dreidel - Nothin but a Jew Thing
Old Dirty Mamzer - Shimmy Shimmy Yahweh
Craig Maccabbe - Flava In Yahrzeit
Jerusalem The Damaja - Brooklyn Tuchus
Method Manischevitz/Mary Jew Blige - I’ll Be There for Jew
Queen Haifa - JEW.N.I.T.Y
The Lox feat Lil’ Yom Kimpur - Gelt Power & Respect
2 Live Jews - Oy It’s So Humid
Hasheminem aka Slim Zadie- I Just Don’t Give a Schmuck
Lauryn Hillel - To Zion

Some of my favs: Moses Def, Latke Flocka, Kiddush Cudi, & A Tribe Called Kvetch. For a list of all the names CLICK HERE. Shoutouts to upnorthtrips.com

waxandmilk:

#JEWISHRAPNAMES - THE MIXTAPE: KINGS OF SCHLOCK

So the past few days on Twitter there was a highly amusing trending topic called #jewishrapnames. The concept, simple: take a rapper’s name and add or substitute a word with Jewish puns.

It should be noted I’m not even remotely Jewish but I thought it was hilarious and came up with: Nicki Mi-nosh, Ultrameshugganetic MC’s, Andreidel 3000, and Invisibl Skrtch Shekelz. You get the idea. At one point even Samantha Ronson and DJ A-Trak jumped in with some names of their own.

Now the idea has manifested itself into a mixtape which you can DOWNLOAD HERE

Tracklist:

  1. Dr. Demento - Hebrew Rap
  2. Meshugah Hill Gang - Rabbi’s Delight
  3. Sephardic-Cyde - Passover Me By
  4. Beastie Boys - Passover the Mic
  5. Yiddish Ebonics Interlude
  6. Brand Jewbian - Schlep to the Rear
  7. Jew Tang Clan - Shame on a Meshugganah
  8. Souls of Mitzvah - ‘93 til Yontifinity
  9. Main Schwartz/Nasty Nashkenazi - Live at the Bar Mitzvah
  10. Biggie Schmaltz - Jewcy
  11. Dr. Dreidel - Nothin but a Jew Thing
  12. Old Dirty Mamzer - Shimmy Shimmy Yahweh
  13. Craig Maccabbe - Flava In Yahrzeit
  14. Jerusalem The Damaja - Brooklyn Tuchus
  15. Method Manischevitz/Mary Jew Blige - I’ll Be There for Jew
  16. Queen Haifa - JEW.N.I.T.Y
  17. The Lox feat Lil’ Yom Kimpur - Gelt Power & Respect
  18. 2 Live Jews - Oy It’s So Humid
  19. Hasheminem aka Slim Zadie- I Just Don’t Give a Schmuck
  20. Lauryn Hillel - To Zion

Some of my favs: Moses Def, Latke Flocka, Kiddush Cudi, & A Tribe Called Kvetch. For a list of all the names CLICK HERE. Shoutouts to upnorthtrips.com