the only reason why i read this as a kid was because my crush at the time was reading it.
My Teacher Is An Alien
by Bruce CovilleWhen you are a kid in elementary school you ALWAYS judge a book by its cover. Unless they are those Choose Your Own Adventure books; those are never as fun as the cover makes them out to be. But when in doubt, always trust the one with the teacher ripping his face off to reveal his true alien identity. It’s more than a safe bet.